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Fail Demotivational Poster


STUDY - It equals Fail


TAGS: study fail
Rating: 2.66/5
GAY - May 5, 2009, 12:32 am
1 = 0 THEREFORE: YOU = GAY
pro - October 9, 2008, 4:28 pm
(No + 1) = 0, so you can't cancel them. Fail! Study!
Garblerhubarb - October 9, 2008, 2:24 pm
So... Therefore... no fail??? Shit now i'm confused :P
JURGEN - July 20, 2008, 5:37 pm
Erroneous equation,,,obviously didn't study.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.66/5


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

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bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Kom

ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only assume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber button has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


VIRGINITY -




CURBS - They can be treacherous ;)


TAGS: criminal fail
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

fascistfrenchman - February 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
Please do not spread the compost to make the weeds grow. This article is an internet fake that has been debunked for years.
Swampfox - December 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
Never let the facts get in the way of a good story...
MPsniper - November 22, 2012, 7:54 am
http://www.snopes.com/politics/military/stabbedmarine.asp
ughomer - November 22, 2012, 5:50 am
Gud 1, Papa. 5L
EmilioDumphque - November 22, 2012, 1:37 am
...and the marine got an "extra pocket".
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 12:43 am
God Bless the men and women of the military now that's serving your country tee hee
Iconoclast - November 21, 2012, 11:02 pm
He's lucky he didn't accidentally fall on his knife and get seriously injured.


FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

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Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


FACEDESK - When a facepalm, just doesn't cut it




STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


Betrayal -


TAGS: yoshi super video game betrayal fail
Rating: 2.59/5

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Hmph! - June 8, 2008, 11:21 pm
I knew Mario couldn't be trusted! Eating shrooms and flowers and shit. Stomping on turtles and kicking the shells. Fucking jerk! >:(


PERMANENT FACEPALM -




MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


ITS A JEEP THING -


TAGS: suck fail
Rating: 2.02/5

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DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.




FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.


TAGS: emo freak ugly fail owned jerk tool
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:41 am
These comments are priceless.
surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 3:44 am
The one on the right is rotting. Look at her(or whatever) eye.
Jmac0585 - May 8, 2009, 4:14 pm
I am going to go with the androgynous one on the right. At least I can tell the one on the left is female. I am not sure the one on the left is human.
Fatty - April 30, 2009, 11:33 am
Which one is the freakier and uglier one?


EPIC FAIL - Have just one thing to say... "EEEEWWW!!!"


TAGS: epic fail women
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Naruto123 - February 17, 2013, 4:34 am
She's like Forever Alone tenfold. Duisgusting little creature...
rnbw00 - July 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
I bet even her tits can flex. Put your head between them (you decide which one) and she'll crush the hell out of it.
suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:15 am
Brings back good old memories of the Labyrinth
Brawler - May 3, 2011, 3:27 pm
No, it's not just you:D
suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:23 pm
Is it just me or does her face look like a face hollywood would put on a gnome or dwarf or something.


SOLUTIONS - There is always one that will work in the end.




FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness




SECRET INGREDIENTS -


TAGS: coke truck fail
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

slayerabyss - June 2, 2015, 11:22 am
trink is drink in german
Renza - January 22, 2013, 7:21 am
why is drink mispelled on the truck...
MrFurry - February 26, 2012, 8:35 am
coke still better
maoworks2 - February 13, 2012, 10:25 am
That's Why I Like Coke !
krazyivanthedivine - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
Thanks man!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:37 pm
you gotta l5ve this one... welcome to the party :)
MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 4:13 pm
Come to thing of it, Coke does taste like 5hit.


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


MEXICAN STORMTROOPER - THE REBEL ALLIANCE IS IN TROUBLES NOW


TAGS: epic fail
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by almarpa

spacedog - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am
Asian tentacles? Nah. I'm more of a Heavy Metal fan. And as to the unfunny posters, I gotta be me.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:04 am

whatever you do, do not look at it again.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 3:03 am

I have no idea what you are talking about.....I don't have the ability to moify your post....really (anybody buying this?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 3:00 am
I'm just razzing you for modifying my post.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:59 am

I did make a nice comment about it, you must be blind.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am

yup. I asked for sex, she called me a "MF:, that sparked the thought "MF" = Motifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Thanks for the nice comment on my calendar space......if only Rerun were so nice..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:56 am
Ummmmmm.... spae, you can't credit motifake for your "asian tentacle" searches... and subsequent unfunny motifakes of the same nature.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:54 am
Isn't it kinda late for Rerun and Spacedog?..........wives kick you out of bed?
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
LMFAO!!!! Touché fish taco lover!
spacedog - June 27, 2010, 2:51 am
HA! That's what I get for looking around the webs for more pictures.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:50 am
Well.....takes one.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:49 am

if he was curled up in the fetal position he could have been doing both with the same hand
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
(the winner was neejee)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:47 am
And he looked good on the podium. Even if he was playing pocket pool and picking his nose at the same time.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:46 am
Meh....Spacedog can take the criticism.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 2:45 am
Yeah..... I saw how you boooed the winner of the 20-foot dash in the special olympics.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Ooooooohhh "Racists" my bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 2:44 am
Hey! I'm tough on Races too.
rerun - June 27, 2010, 2:43 am

everybody including Mr M was banned for racism.....and to think I did it. You guys only thought aggy was tough on racists
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:15 am
Nice to see you too BTW...damn near #$%^ myself that one day when it said I was banned for racism...I sat around for an hour tryin to figure out what the hell I did to piss you off now! lmao
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:10 am
says "fine" and tries shoving them in my mouth! lol
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 2:09 am
"Proud" may be a bit strong...I've been changing and feeding her since day #1...I'm a pragmatist...I miss the days already when she stayed nice and still when I was changing her...funny part now is when I tell her not to try sucking on my dog tags and she
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:46 am
Ok, when a man is proud when he says that his daughter is "rolling over now" - that's gotta chill you to the core, when taken in perspective. But, it's good to know that you have reached the assisted changing stage now. I'm good... nice to see you around.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:44 am
She's good...rolling over now...makes it a @#$% changing a damn diaper!lol How's your liver doing? hehe
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:11 am
DSA!!! How's it going, stranger? How is your daughter doing?
DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 12:51 am
Anyone else curious why Aggy owns a gerbil? Just sayin...hehe : )
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:43 am
Well, except for Moo+ & TTH, that's pretty much why we're all here. ;)
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:42 am
Unless anyone is mexican?
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:40 am
In all seriousness Aggy, I'm just here for the laughs, I'm not trying to ruin anyone's day.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:18 am
Clamps? I'm seeing a challenge in entry... unless I'm just too "resistant"
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:17 am
yeah, i just use clamps... on the gerbil i mean.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
LMAO!!!! I wondered if anyone used x-ray glasses more creatively than I do! When I put them on, I can see right through the electrical tape wrapped around my gerbil.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:13 am
NSFW sea monkeys lol
ICEMAN - June 27, 2010, 12:09 am
I take it you have never seen a naked sea monkey. Hubba hubba.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:08 am
Y'know the guy who started selling sea monkeys also is the same guy responsible for x-ray glasses. I don't really know where I'm going with this.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:02 am
A seamonkey tank? Because although durable, they always tip over and kill the residents.
crankyhead - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
Oh Aggy... don't you know... I have the skin... of a tank? =)
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:11 pm
Cranky... it's funny... just make sure you can take better than you can give.
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:10 pm
Troubles... brilliant!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2010, 7:00 pm
I think you've made your point. poster=1 Crankyhead's comment =5.
crankyhead - June 26, 2010, 6:52 pm
I was gonna make a joke about Phydeaux, Aggy, Jake and a discount sperm bank but I didn't want to give the impression I'm an asshole. So I'll let someone else say it instead.


MACBOOK - You're doing it wrong.




YOU FAIL AT FAILING AT FAILING - And Mr.Paperclip has come to point out the obvious


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Chelsea

Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 9:47 am
Do'nt understand. Why a 2.6 average? This motifake deserves a 5, at least!
Seb - December 16, 2008, 5:20 pm
Haha, that made me chuckle. Well done.


AWESOME, HUH?! - Wanna see me eat it?


TAGS: fat ugly stupid fail owned
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:15 pm
That was clearly a troll.....It helps when you view more than your own posters Jmac...WWJD? (he'd check the whole site, he was cool that way)
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 3:28 pm
So Are we back to starting fights over 6 month old conversations? I get the filling we have a Timmy in our midst
Jmac0585 - December 27, 2010, 1:17 pm
@Stale- Sorry, I forgot, the eighth grade is out of school for the next few weeks. Might want to go back to the shallow end. Or read the rules.
emsilent - May 11, 2010, 11:44 pm
get in mah belly!!!
Chef - May 11, 2010, 1:56 pm
This STILL makes me laugh evertime I see it... I DO want to see him eat it... anyone have that pic?
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
Whale*
lolman - September 23, 2009, 2:06 am
I find the total irony in the sign behind his head "Fitting Room" lol - that dude wouldnt fit into anything other than a whalses mouth... and even that would be stretching it (pardon the pun)
MO - July 24, 2009, 12:13 am
Sean, he plays for the Saskatchewan Iron pigs!!
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 12:01 am
IHOP popper? I'm.... oh, let's call it "enthusiastically" intrigued
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:59 pm
WHAT?! You're takin to my man? Easy or I'll have to use that IHOP Popper on your ass!!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
uh oh, Aggy? What's up??
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:58 pm
(cringing)... did she take that as a joke? I hope she did? Is she clenching her fists?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:57 pm
Shhhh, Nik.... I'm taking to the man.
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Around again? What do you mean? We've been talkin all night.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:55 pm
Right hook? Wait.... she's part irish, ya?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
BINGO!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:53 pm
Ohhhh, Romo ... he's that auto-eroticist who also happens to be a celebrity with some unknown sporting affiliation. That clears THAT up.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
Good to have you around again, MO.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:52 pm
See? No room for discussion with women.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:51 pm
Dudes, she's been going to the gym and working with a personal trainer. That right hook is gonna be a real knock out. Great....
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
Romos the shit...I'm a chick...& that's all i have to say about that. goodnight.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm fine.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Hi, Nik. Nice to see you here. How's things?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Know me all too well, MO... gotta switch up the tactics!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Romo actually has a chance to be a good QB, now that he sidelined Jessica. She was BAD for him.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:48 pm
Crap hun, he's pulling that hypno-coqui on us! Don't fall for.....chirrp, chirrp, I hate rom...
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:47 pm
Is who bothered?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:46 pm
Are you bothered by my making fun of Nik's man?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
LMAO!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
WTFMO?? No sir!! I'm not phyco..yet!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:45 pm
You said it, you know what needs to be splained.
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
When in Rome ... do the dude eveyone else is doing?
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:43 pm
Strong case, Sean.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
Explain Romosexual?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
He-a, he-a, he-a is making jokes....ass!!! lol floor...ect..
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
With that kinda logic MO, who needs WTFO to explain to us how Clinton single-handedly caused 911? Oh, and might I add: Kevin Bacon yadda yadda yadda ... Canadian Bacon!!!!!!!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:42 pm
That's right you do.
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Uh-oh! I got 'splainin to dooooo!
Nik - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Whoa!! What the shit is goin on?!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:41 pm
Niiiiiice.
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:39 pm
Your humor Uzi over....
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
But, let's not forget, He-Nik is a Romosexual!!!!
agdaniele - July 23, 2009, 11:37 pm
Dizzying, MO!
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:23 pm
Nope! That's a greek copy of an Israeli Uzi, and every one knows that Uzi is the Greek version of Jacuzzi, which in turn is the national heat source during the long cold winters...in Canada. So there you go!! Canadian!!!
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:19 pm
How can you tell that, MO? Because the spelling is at least a close approximation?
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:15 pm
written in Canadian...
MO - July 23, 2009, 11:14 pm
Sean, the green sign in the background is obviously Canadian. And I'd say there's little to no chance that that big old Canuck is "fitting in that room!!"
Sean - July 23, 2009, 11:08 pm
Only in America, Liam. Only in America.
Liam - July 23, 2009, 11:04 pm
How does this fat slob find the energy to make the money he needs to buy a gun and feed his fat ass for a week. He's gotta be pushin' 450.
agdaniele - July 2, 2009, 12:45 am
No worries, Jmac... I'm fringe, anyhow.
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 10:04 am
Please forgive my omission of you from the list of worthy motifakers, AG. Honest oversight.
agdaniele - June 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
Rednecks rarely go to a gun store and purchase a firearm before making sure it... fits.
Jmac0585 - June 30, 2009, 3:09 pm
I just noticed the sign above the door. Sean, LD, Bone, nick it and go.


EPIC FAIL - Online dating isn't all it's cracked up to be.


TAGS: epic fail online dating
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Tigerwolf

booger13 - March 27, 2010, 12:15 am
but its not S*x in public if you leave HOT sauce HOGTIED >__> i dont think , even Sean would pass her up .
Derek - October 3, 2009, 7:40 pm
Complete success for the bondage & sex-in-public aficionados.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:08 pm
Uhm, guest ... because he's ... a ... LUMBERJACK.
guest - September 5, 2009, 3:49 pm
why the hell would you leave when the she is tied up...
DataPimp - August 27, 2009, 10:20 am
I'd hit that
Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Didn't work out to well for me. The worst possible scenario occured, I got married.
TJ - July 15, 2009, 11:02 am
I'm sorry... but does anyone else think this is hot?


THE SWEET SOUND - of grammar nazi's dying of heart attacks and/or killing themselves after reading this spelling fail


TAGS: grammar nazi spelling fail suicide
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by omnia

omnia - September 25, 2009, 11:42 am
to kill the enemy, you need to think like the enemy. and since i am aneformed grammar nazi( i waone and hate them now) i know how to ll them.
tehsupercheez - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
at first i was like... then i saw penis. lol.
Bartimaeus - September 24, 2009, 8:53 pm
My Death Note worked! Nazi bastards! 5/5
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
lol'd
Claire - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
LOL! 5
WTF - September 24, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hats and condoms are in the front.


416,800 -


TAGS: ww2 war america canada sucks fail win epic world 2
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by GreedoNeverShot

wychunter - March 27, 2012, 11:30 pm
On a side note, Canada kicks the USA's ass in a war; USA denies war ever happened.
oaktree - February 22, 2010, 3:16 am
i am a American but the dumeass trying to act like he knows history, well got some bad news. We did not defeat Germany, technically Russia did.
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 9:25 pm
We have oil. We'll call it equal.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
Both Albertans! My brethren get no respect.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 9:23 pm
I'm close enough to Canada - Southern Alberta, Northern Montana, same electrical lines.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
random
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:36 pm
space
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:25 pm
Ooooo and TTH. Who am I missing?
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:21 pm
There's some random guy, annnnnnd Haark is from Norway; that's in Canada right??
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:20 pm
I know Canada. But I can't cuss an American in support of a foreign country! As usual I'm just blabbin at the fingers. What I meant to say was we've got alot of Canadian members on here with exceptional credentials such as yourself, a bunny, a cow.....
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 8:11 pm
Well that as alot more polite than I would have put it
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:10 pm
and complain about all the Pro American comments. Silly tards! They act like we're coming to a European site and bragging. Silly I tell ya!!! So back of the nucks, they got alot of support on here.
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:08 pm
And when you go blasting them they may just invade again......wait? Go for it Bro! Actually we've got quite a few members on here with exceptional credentials and who are frickin funny as all get out. Save your wrath for The Eurotards who come on here...
MO - November 2, 2009, 8:05 pm
Yo! American! You may be new to the site here, so just so's you know, we've got a tenuous relationship with our NTTN. (neighbors to the north) They've actually invaded a few times it's been a great time for all. Beer, hockey and sisters with moose bites.
American - November 2, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm American and I am proud to be an SUV driving, enviornment destroying, totally conceded and flamboyant ass hole that can't spell. Fuck you Canada.
Althalus - October 29, 2009, 10:54 pm
Adam... they bombed a small military base. We fucking NUKED their ass. I think the U.S wins that one.
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 5:02 pm
Adam, comment fail. Does the Univ. of Alta. offer history?
Adam - June 14, 2009, 4:51 pm
America wantred nothing to do with the war up until december of '41. When the underdog Japanese took 'em by surprise and kicked their asses, the americans all of the sudden felt EVERYTHING was their business, and like always, ran in with guns blazing.
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 9:00 am
Yeah! AND you guys broke the "Trash" button too...now it just keeps happening over and over and over again...
Sean - June 1, 2009, 12:25 am
We also trashed Washington a little while later -- good times!
Baron von Tofurkey - June 1, 2009, 12:23 am
W/ no disrespect to the Canadian war dead, let us not forget that the "Canadians" were fighting with the British Army in the 1770s to put down that "annoying little rebellion" in the American colonies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 8:30 pm
I had alluded to Lend-Lease, but took it out before hitting "submit". Sigh. Of course, the Atlantic transports and Flying Tigers were in it long before the "official" declaration.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:20 pm
*America (sorry, hands sore from garden- I mean digging a series of shallow-- ok, from gardening)
Sean - May 31, 2009, 8:18 pm
As non-humorous as I find the inaptly named Cheech, he was responding to the ignorant comment under the title "Canadians." And I'm pretty sure that Anerica contributed a huge amount of war materials to its allies prior to entering the ring itself.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wiki - Canada lost .4 % pf her 1939 population, the US lost .32% and Australia lost .57%. USSR - 13.71%, over 10 million war casualties and 11 million civilian casualties. Lest we get overly jingoistic, we were all in it as - wait for it - Allies.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 1:50 pm
Anyone who knows their hisory also knows that FDR let Stalin and Hitler bloody themselves to a pulp before committing men. Very wise. I can't imagine what the American reaction would have been to losses on the Eastern scale.
Sean - May 31, 2009, 1:08 pm
In the last round or two of a heavyweight title fight, if the ref suddenly stepped in and started throwning punches at one of the pugilists, that too might sway the course of the "battle". And per capita wise, Canada's contribution compares.
Cheech - May 31, 2009, 12:54 pm
Anybody who knows the history of that war knows that until the USA showed up Germany had all of Europe on the ropes and was winning then suddenly the USA shows up and it was over in those 4 years. Hmm and Canada sent how many men compared to the USA?
Mark - May 18, 2009, 6:48 pm
Tunnel = 1
Mousey - May 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
if you want to use numbers sacrificed....russia wins hands down
JihadJoe - April 30, 2009, 11:18 am
Australia: The first to ever make Japan stop, and the first to make them turn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 11:18 am
Funny it sure took you guys a long time to get into that war. Turning the tide is not winning alone. It was a group effort and not something to make light of, or derive arrogant pride from.
God's God - March 30, 2009, 7:15 pm
Canadians where the worst creations i ever made. HUGE mistake they aren't worth anything. Now America... I'm Lovin' It
Mark - March 18, 2009, 11:03 pm
Suck it.
Amerifail - March 18, 2009, 9:26 pm
America is worst nation in world. Canada at least tries not to be cockbites.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




WHEN GODZILLA FACEPALMS - You know the fail is epic




Ideas -


TAGS: butt groudbreaking anime funny fail
Rating: 2.7/5

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Shendue - December 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Definetely a groundbreaking one.
Sean - November 11, 2008, 9:30 pm
repeat ...


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


U.N. SURVEY -


TAGS: failed survey response
Rating: 4.79/5

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crackers411 - July 26, 2011, 11:46 pm
made me think of this --> http://dubhappy.com/hetalia-axis-powers-episode-1-english-dub/ 5 lions :D
forseti - July 26, 2011, 2:57 pm
fabulou5!
internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 2:45 pm
Nice!


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


LIBERALISM - "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal" --Peter Brimelow


TAGS: obama president taxes democrats race racist racism fail failure socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.15/5

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WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:31 am
Porc, you tricked me into eating that cake. You said it was "special chocolate". Moo+ & AK, thanks for your concern for my blood pressure.
Agent K - July 31, 2009, 1:41 am
WTFO...Deep breaths man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
Slow down Buddy. you're gonna stroke out.
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:32 am
hey you ate my spacecake. Don't you forget it
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:31 am
using pot. BTW, main stream media (other than Fox) also ignored the fact that he associated with domestic terrorists, Marxists, black nationalists, and attended an anti-govt, anti-white church for 20 years. Maybe you should wake up and smell the fascism.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:29 am
Matt, I remember the liberals severly attacking Bush over his past abuses. I also remember him being smart enough to admit he made mistakes and not providing details so haters like you could keep attacking. I also missed any "national outrage" about BHO
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:27 am
SD, you seem to conviently forget that Chelsea and the Obama kids are strictly off limits to the media and that has been respected while the Bush twins and Sarah Palin's kids are brutally attacked.
Matt - July 23, 2009, 10:40 am
Yeh or how we couldn't talk about our last presidents 7 year addiction to coke, and his severe alcoholism because it happened before he ran for office. But Obama mentions trying pot and its a national outrage.
Sam Dalton - July 6, 2009, 12:38 am
It's kinda like how it's only fair to talk about a politician's gay kids if that politican's a Democrat. If they're Republican, family is off-limits.


SKILL -


TAGS: car fail talent kitd
Rating: 4.59/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:35 pm
Don't be ridiculous, clearly the car climbed the ladder and reversed itself into the house's roof for a cosy fit in a room with a view. . . :D


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




DUMB HUNTERS - just when you thought it couldn't get any worse


TAGS: fail
Rating: 4.36/5

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CrazyAlaskan - February 22, 2010, 5:40 pm
Wow really? This is just proof that our education system needs serious help.


EPIC FAIL - Because you fail so bad, even the paper clip is laughing at you




BUMPER STICKERS - When stating the obvious


TAGS: bumper sticker jeep wreck roll over car sticker fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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Bob D. Sailor - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
Waaaayyyyy over used pic... 1L.
Reason - April 6, 2010, 3:00 pm
made me laugh, but the caption was too obvious
Faceplant31 - April 6, 2010, 2:34 pm
1L


HOPELESS -


TAGS: suicide failure crankyhead
Rating: 4.9/5

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dazzdust - November 21, 2010, 3:53 pm
lol his fat ass to big to be in their
agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:39 pm
MAsterfully played.
Claire - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
The last line got me.


WEIRD - Who doesn't like snickers?


TAGS: article fail
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:30 pm
The s**t that goes on in the world, lol. 5L
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:43 pm
Personally I could do without the nuts. But a 5L for the chuckle...thanks.


BITING THE HAND... - Pretty freakin' literally.




THE FAIL - runs strong in you




EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


OH YEAH - YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT DOES TO A APPLE!




AIDS AND FAIL - The original poster was made of it




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TAGS: archery fail harder soldier moron
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:20 pm
It's the bow that bite5 back.
arcticfalcon662 - March 13, 2013, 12:11 pm
Clearly this guy got bored out on ops!!! :-)


INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.


TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.68/5

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JUSTIN BIEBER - Why is he so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.


TAGS: justin pale fail closet bieber
Rating: 4.21/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 10:49 am
"my mother was a polar bear, that's why he was dating a panda!" (Gaffigan, Beyond the Pale)
LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 9:58 am
unfortunately pop music is just that "pop"ular. I weap because the kids now days have Justin Beiber and I had Led Zep. Sigh...A generation lost. At least my 9yo daughter always asks me to play my AC/DC CDs
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL!
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:05 am
Win.
Donkasaurus - December 30, 2010, 2:28 am
Because little kids should grow up with real music cloud. It makes for more open-minded, and inquisitive people.
ICEMAN - December 30, 2010, 12:04 am
I get it Cloudchaser, you were a fan of the Hansons, Scott Baio, New Kids on the Block etc. Oh, and did you get over your crush for Marky Mark yet?
Cloudchaser - December 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
I'm not a fan of his, but I don't understand all the hate and making fun of him. It's not like he goes around being a jerk or engaging in bad behavior
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 9:00 pm
Me thinks it was the latter. I have 4 dog tags, but they stay on my bedroom wall...not my neck.
TheTrashHeap - December 29, 2010, 8:51 pm
Maybe he supports the troops? Maybe they belonged to a cherished relative who died at war? Or maybe he got them off the actual dog he fucked for breakfast this morning!
Donkasaurus - December 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Why the hell is justin bieber wearing a dog tag on his chain? That should be considered blasphemy.


KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs




LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.62/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


HUMAN BRAIN - is amazing. It works 24 hours a day..and only stops.. WHEN WE TAKE EXAMS.




FUTILITY -


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L


THE IRISH CURLING TEAM -


TAGS: curling fail ireland winter olympics
Rating: 3.88/5

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dizazzo - July 3, 2013, 1:59 pm
George Costanza???
agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 1:51 pm
Greatness!


COMMON SENSE ? -


TAGS: flag made in china fail jobs
Rating: 4.7/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:22 am
Obviously a misprint. It should read 'Owned by China'.
jameswnash - October 17, 2010, 11:59 pm
Only in America do they protest sweat shops with a picket sign in one hand and pays thme to make things with the other. America.fuck yea!
Hawamleh - October 17, 2010, 1:34 pm
I'm Pretty Sure My Poo Is Made In China..
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Union workers here would demand $35/hr to make these... so, it's cheaper to make and ship from china. America.... fuck yeah! Right?


8 HOUR FAILURE - Are you kidding, me all day! Ronsart was on suicide watch, Logicdude got blisters from fapping off to Selma, and Aggy, well I don't have a clue.


TAGS: 8 hour failure legends
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hawamleh - June 23, 2010, 3:59 pm
I Actually Left the house... the light was so strong *shudders*
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 2:44 pm
That's SALMA..S-A-L-M-A! Get it right! Mmmmmmmm Saaaaaalmaaaa....*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*
Ed-Hyde - August 18, 2009, 11:34 am
What would Aggy do? Guiness and Bewbs. Hmm, new theme of the day, WWAD - what would aggy do?


J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




SPRING BREAK - 3 airfares to Cancun = $4,500 Money spent on alcohol = $1,000 4some with a Blow-Up Doll = Priceless!


TAGS: funny fail timmy cancun spring break
Rating: 4.07/5

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agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:03 pm
Grey loves to remember back to when he was a blow-up doll.
GreyScorpion - August 31, 2010, 11:02 am
ahhh, the memories...5L


EPIC MATH FAILS OF HISTORY - OK well at least I'm smarter than that 5th grader.


TAGS: math fail
Rating: 3.75/5

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MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 4:42 pm
followed the instructions exactly


REALITY - This is why you weren't asked to be a Bridesmaid.




THE BRAILLE SIGN - This better be a bad joke!


TAGS: fail sign funny
Rating: 4.93/5

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Thedewd - August 21, 2017, 4:54 am
Why blind people don't skydive? Scares the shit out of the dog.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:52 am
You know I never did figure out how a Blind person is 5upposed to find the sign in the first place...


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


AS MUCH AS THIS FAILS.. - It's probably a Win, too.


TAGS: gun big fail win
Rating: 4.16/5

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awgiedawgie - August 25, 2011, 6:49 am
Frankly, I don't see any fail here - I see all win. I'd love the chance to shoot that gun! But then I'm not the one who's worried that Jenna Jameson will be laughing at me.
rerun - June 2, 2011, 1:19 am

read the comment you just made @ 7:42PM.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:48 pm
Read username, Dipshit.
Sean - April 30, 2011, 11:27 pm
The second thing you said ... I mean c'mon, my previous comment clearly says "one inch apart" NOT three and a half. Derrrrr.
whocares0 - April 30, 2011, 11:00 pm
Personal experience, or is that just you being pissed?
forseti - April 28, 2011, 4:22 am
I'd pay for a picture like that! (not very much, but I'd pay!)
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:42 pm
No. It's all FAIL. Posing with more gun than you can handle is like getting a pic taken with Jenna Jameson where she's winking and holding up her thumb and forefinger an inch apart.


TENACITY - If you get up one more time than you fall, you will make it through. -Chinese Proverb




STAR TREK FAIL - Gang signs? Spock is in a gang?


TAGS: spock rednecks gang fail
Rating: 3.15/5

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Ryder13 - April 22, 2009, 12:26 pm
Silly bunnies this is called the Spocker. 2 fingers in the pink 2 in the stink. It is the more mature version of the shocker.
White Pride - March 9, 2009, 5:20 am
silly buckbunnies, nig's throw two fingers, wets throw 3, white's 4 (3 K's) split all yer fingers
pete - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Nanu Nanu


A CRASH COURSE IN LIFE -


TAGS: bike jump education fly fail
Rating: 4.88/5

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Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:20 pm
It's not the flying that scares me, it is the sudden deceleration that scares the crap out of me when when I hit the ground...
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:07 am
He's about to learn real quick.


CANCER - Shmancer...




SIMPLE - Words To Live By.


TAGS: failure
Rating: 4.82/5

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twill1962 - January 10, 2013, 10:39 am
I'd buy a lottery ticket.
OmegaReaper - April 6, 2012, 3:23 pm
Become immortal?
SorayaDarqsyde - December 25, 2011, 12:22 am
"I would make mashed potatoes!" ~Gir~
Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:59 pm
AHAHAHA! You fool! The choice itself is a failure! ^_-
yourepicfailure - December 10, 2011, 1:33 am
I Really Can't Decide What To do with many fail Choices. Gotta think about this a little...
falloutghoul - December 9, 2011, 8:28 pm
Ohhh, 5o many choice5....
MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 8:51 pm
Argue with a woman!
sniperslayer95 - December 6, 2011, 8:43 pm
Rule the world


SOME PEOPLE -


TAGS: robber fail gun funny heist
Rating: 4.76/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:03 am
Really like the choice of words. 5L


YOU JUST FALL OFF -


TAGS: cycle imitation jet crash fail
Rating: 4.47/5

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Ozbad - February 8, 2012, 7:26 pm
I was thinking Hulk smash..
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:54 am
the h55d looks familiar :)


CAPTAIN SCHETTINO - Likes his his ships like he likes his whiskey. On the rocks.... Too soon?


TAGS: cruise liner captain fail
Rating: 4.33/5

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MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 7:12 pm
I don't make it a habit of copying anything, actually.
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:18 am
Don't be sensitive. Just read your text to find double words before uploading and try not to just copy the idea of others...
forseti - February 9, 2012, 11:15 am
Allies?? We lost only because of them!!!!!111 An Italian tank has reverse gears and one forward (if the enemy attacks from behind)! Nope, not too soon!
MindBenda - February 9, 2012, 11:08 am
Hmm, so it would seem. That'll teach me to be sensitive of others feelings lol
Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 6:11 pm
I thought the Germans and Italians were allies... Too soon?
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:06 pm
spelling error. And btw: too late... (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.ch/d/d2/Sean_connery_Schettino.jpg). ;)


THE FRIEND ZONE - By the time you prove you're everything she's looking for you will already be in it.


TAGS: friend zone single fail
Rating: 4.22/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2014, 3:59 pm
Why do people think they Friend Zone and Romance Zone are exclusive. People should realize that the best lover is a friend and the best friend is a lover. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvjjm_GnMg
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:19 am
Sometimes, it's better to have had someone in the friend zone than to have hurt him because you were so messed up you know you would have... xx
djinnyf - April 10, 2012, 12:18 am
That's teenage stuff... Life goes on, everybody learns, clarify what they look for... And then you resent her/him for having you in the friend zone for a bit? Too bad...
ponderous - April 9, 2012, 5:32 pm
Always
WellThatSucked - April 9, 2012, 4:08 pm
You too?


80'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!


TAGS: mullet asian fail
Rating: 3.7/5

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MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
clovers....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm
I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
confussed?.......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm
Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm
Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm
Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.


BEER BELLY - The hands-free alternative to drinking.




UGLY WOMEN -


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

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agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


THINKING - is for the weak !


TAGS: think fail stupid gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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pratham - January 3, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thank you for your thoughts.
MPsniper - January 2, 2012, 7:03 pm
great photo. needs a better caption.


Friends -


TAGS: parachute fail
Rating: 2.98/5

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EyeApprove - May 26, 2008, 3:18 am
Wow, there are some really good ones tonight. 5!


CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.




THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat ass.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm
Hilarious.


FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

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flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


MANKIND - Our greatest glory is not in never failing... It is in climbing back up when we do fall


TAGS: climb mankind glory failure
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - December 30, 2011, 5:21 pm

nice
Sho - December 30, 2011, 8:00 am
If you survived the fall


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure!


TAGS: bomb fork lift forklift uber ber fail
Rating: 3.02/5

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... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that photo was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.


THE PREDATOR DRONE - Giving a glimmer of hope to wannabe near-sighted pilots since 1995.




BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.


TAGS: fat chick fail ugly owned black cow whale
Rating: 3/5

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Sir - May 1, 2009, 4:44 pm
aye climbin' be good, but i prefer to hunt said she-beasts
Agamemnon218 - April 29, 2009, 11:15 pm
I want to climb them.


Americans are stupid -


TAGS: america stupid funny lol fail
Rating: 2.14/5

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Fuh_Q - September 11, 2009, 4:22 pm
Americans call it that because those terms were started in Europe, so the Far East is east of cntral europe, where the majority of the white population originated and the west is west of central Europe. We only call it that so that europeans csn undrstand
know_it_all - June 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
lol, those stupid Americans spreading liberty and justice for all. fuck them.
Red - March 23, 2009, 8:58 pm
I guess you fucking morons missed the "me" where the author represents his own location and perspective in the picture. Reading is fundemental, tards.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 9:36 am
But if someone cut through the ocean, wouldn't it create a leak? I know my Koolaid leaked out of my red party cup when it got a cut through it...I'm just sayin'...
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 1:03 am
Complete failure on the poster's and cartoonist's part. Asia being in the East is based on the international dateline not it's reference to the US. For the dumbasses who don't know, the dateline cuts through the Pacific ocean.
Derek - January 23, 2009, 3:51 am
Comes from WWII. It's based on Germany being at the centre.
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:01 pm
I'm so sick of these. Yes, everyone hates America but has it occured to anyone that maybe it's Bush who fails and not the citizens? Oh and good job using an xkcd comic for this. You do know the writer of xkcd is an American, right?
clm - November 19, 2008, 3:16 pm
Its all because of UTM projections.
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 17, 2008, 9:50 am
That double negative made my brain itch a bit.
LogicDude - November 17, 2008, 9:47 am
Only because the rest of the fucking world hasn't realized the world isn't flat!


COSPLAY - You know it failed, when you used pencils.


TAGS: cosplay fail
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:52 pm
Clearly, nobody recognizes the asian addition to the T-Birds.
Treehodger - March 18, 2010, 12:05 am
But those are chop sticks?
angryceltic - March 17, 2010, 11:15 pm
there's only three claws why must you fail


EPIC FAIL - French flag is blue-white-red.


TAGS: epic fail french flag
Rating: 1.93/5

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DhurrDhurr - March 16, 2011, 8:55 pm
COMMON SENSE FAIL - When it's displayed, it goes Blue-White-Red. Regardless of which way you see it on the pole. Using your logic, the stars of the American flag can go on the right.
Ikke - September 29, 2009, 6:20 pm
COMMON FLAG FAIL The blue is on the side of the pole, be it left or right.


WEIRD - Who brings a leather jacket to the beach?


TAGS: weird beach fail
Rating: 4.1/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 22, 2013, 3:13 am
Only Eric von Zipper.
CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:02 am
Is that the Tanning Mom's Mom?


FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION - It comes bundled with every Microsoft product.


TAGS: bsod microsoft fail
Rating: 2.79/5

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 4:41 pm
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 8:37 am
I had bluescreen all the time in the Windows 98 era. Never had with the XP. I'm gonna try hit it with a club.
Bill - September 15, 2008, 6:09 pm
Huh... I figured this would be at least a four-star. Oh well, can't win them all.
Captain Douchebag - September 11, 2008, 12:07 pm
I bluescreened once. Not even sure how it happened.
RnR - September 11, 2008, 10:53 am
if you have never bluescreened XP (or Vista) you are doing something wrong. then you are not using your PC to its fullest potential :)
me - September 11, 2008, 10:31 am
fortunatly the windows XP era has seen very little of these!
jim - July 31, 2008, 6:17 pm
i have never had a blue screen
Max - June 15, 2008, 10:52 pm
Yeah...that's about right.
Rotovia - May 18, 2008, 2:38 am
I haven't seen a bluescreen in years! Tear of frustration and joy are pouring down my face.
Bill - May 2, 2008, 8:53 pm
Thanks.
Sean - May 2, 2008, 2:37 pm
Very clever.


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.


TAGS: quotes motivation powerful fail owned
Rating: 2.71/5

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Derek - October 3, 2009, 3:59 am
Very kind of you to say so :})


LIFE - sometimes its pretty funny




HOGWART'S MATH TEST - It's NOT as easy as it seems...


TAGS: test fail
Rating: 4.57/5

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BATMAN - Is fictional, Goldie.


TAGS: fish fail owned sushi cat
Rating: 3.59/5

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Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:53 am
rofl
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
I love this one


DEFLECTION - Pointing out someone else's stupidity does nothing to diminish yours.


TAGS: packers raiders nfl football stupid fail loser owned
Rating: 3.36/5

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Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 3:23 pm
True. I guess their dad has to prepare for the untimely death of either, or both. One from Hypothermia, the other from a stabbing, shooting, strangling, beating, or other violent means of painful death at the hands of a convicted felon ERRRR Raider fan.
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:22 am
I agree, but that's one hell of a strong argument on his part... especially if you're grading on the bell-curve.


Idiots -


TAGS: fail paris hilton
Rating: 2.77/5

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Travis - February 1, 2009, 12:16 pm
I hate this CUNT
Sean - May 28, 2008, 11:28 am
Brilliant anyway. For me the demotivating part is that I had yet to learn this lesson. And you could always say you did it up too soon after arguing with an idiot.
Ernie - May 27, 2008, 7:59 pm
GRRR. A typo. FAIL!
Idiot - May 26, 2008, 6:46 pm
The do?


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